thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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