u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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