I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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