Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
