If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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