i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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