her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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