Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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