Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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