I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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