I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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