I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm like, not good at living.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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