At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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