We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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