You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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