my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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