Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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