Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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