im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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