im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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