no, he came in my armpit
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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