the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
