On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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