Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
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Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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