she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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