cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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