If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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