Ikea night.
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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