I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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