we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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