Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
