Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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