Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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