Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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