Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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