Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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