New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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