how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
send nudes
from the living room?
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