you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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