This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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