question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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