My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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