like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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