Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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