What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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