return my video game
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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