How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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