white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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