i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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