You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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