Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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