i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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